Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make it…
This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves.
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole
if you’re a feminist, that’s fine. you go girl. but if you’re a feminist who goes around hating guys for no reason and putting down girls who don’t burn their bras and feel the same way as you, get out of my face with your bullshit.
why doesn’t this have more notes
These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!
Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.
(ง’̀-‘́)ง me gettin ready to fight you on the parking lot in order to defend my fav character
this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING
holds back tears*
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.