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kingcheddarxvii:

Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make it…

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This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves.

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punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB






devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole










221xx:

moshbrotatoes:

princessxbrigitte:

if you’re a feminist, that’s fine. you go girl. but if you’re a feminist who goes around hating guys for no reason and putting down girls who don’t burn their bras and feel the same way as you, get out of my face with your bullshit.

THANK YOU

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mishasminions:

thorlokid:

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I SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR ENDEAVOR









nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

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from Science Alert

Discuss.
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nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V

from Science Alert

Discuss.

Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!





Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.

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  • Teacher: So what do you do now that Harry Potter's over?
  • Me: Um, it's not over.
  • Teacher: But there are no more books coming out.
  • Me: There hasn't been a new Bible for awhile now, but the Bible fandom is still going strong...
  • Teacher: Touché.




clintbarttons:

(ง’̀-‘́)ง me gettin ready to fight you on the parking lot in order to defend my fav character


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softcore-fuckery:

trebled-negrita-princess:

this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING

holds back tears*





killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.